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Bruh Please T-Shirt

Bruh Please T-Shirt

Color: Solid Athletic Grey
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Regular price $29.99 USD
Regular price $39.99 USD Sale price $29.99 USD
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The Bruh Please Tee is for the baseball parent who has seen enough questionable calls, forgotten gear, and tournament-weekend chaos to have just one response: Bruh. Please.

Featuring a vintage-style raccoon in a ball cap with plenty of attitude, this tee brings a little humor to long days at the field without feeling overly “baseball mom.”

Details

  • Soft, comfortable unisex fit
  • Vintage-inspired raccoon graphic
  • Lightweight everyday feel
  • Easy to pair with denim, leggings, or shorts
  • Perfect for practices, tournaments, and every “bruh, please” moment in between

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Washing Instructions

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

  • Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
  • Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
  • Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
  • First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)

Drying Instructions:

  1. Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
  2. Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
  3. Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.

Additional Tips:

  • Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
  • Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
  • If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.

30 Day Returns

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)
Free shipping on orders over $50 because we reward commitment to the cause.

Orders ship within 7 days - we're not rushing, you're not rushing, nobody's rushing. Once it leaves our hands, USPS does their thing and you'll have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely, we support both approaches. 

Returns:
The "Something Went Wrong" Policy

Look, we want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right - that's on us.

Here's the deal:

  • Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.
  • Have 30 days from purchase to let us know
  • Item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it
  • Email us at support@selectstandardco.com - we're actual humans who respond

We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.