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★★★★★ 5.0 (50+ Happy Baseball Families)

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The Human Pitching Machine T-Shirt

The Human Pitching Machine T-Shirt

Regular price $29.99 USD
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No settings. No coin slot. No warranty. Just a dad who shows up to every batting practice, loads the bucket, and throws until his arm tells him to stop and then throws a little more after that. Inconsistent velocity. Questionable accuracy. Unlimited heart. This one is for every BP dad who has ever woken up the next morning and immediately regretted the fourth bucket.

Features:

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Unisex sizing
  • Pre-shrunk

Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.

 

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Made for real life, not just game day. Soft fabrics that breathe, fits that move with you, and quality that holds up to the grind. Comfort that doesn't quit when the schedule gets heavy.

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