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The Human Pitching Machine T-Shirt
The Human Pitching Machine T-Shirt
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No settings. No coin slot. No warranty. Just a dad who shows up to every batting practice, loads the bucket, and throws until his arm tells him to stop and then throws a little more after that. Inconsistent velocity. Questionable accuracy. Unlimited heart. This one is for every BP dad who has ever woken up the next morning and immediately regretted the fourth bucket.
Features:
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Unisex sizing
- Pre-shrunk
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
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